Privacy Policy

This Privacy Notice provides information visitors of fiftyflyfish.com. It’s very special.

What’s collected.

Nothing about you really. Your browser may collect stuff. My website host for all I know collects stuff. I don’t collect anything unless you subscribe.

If you subscribe I collect your email address.

If you comment, I collect an email address and the comment, and the comment will be displayed.

How Visitor Information Is Used

If you subscribe, you’ll get a post when new comments are posted. If you comment, the comment will appear if it’s approved. If it’s not approved, it must be a very strange bit of business, or it’s spam.

There’s no advertising on the site, and I don’t plan to have any. This is for my entertainment, not to sell stuff.

How Visitor Information Is Shared

It’s not. I can’t vouch for your browser, or for that matter my host site or plug-ins, but sharing your information is more trouble than it’s worth, and I wouldn’t know how if I wanted to.

You know what? Every now and then I give money to Democratic political candidates and they share my information far and wee. I get solicitations from every Democratic candidate in each of the 50 states. It’s enough to drive me to the GOP, but then there’s Donald Trump.

How Long Your Information Is Kept

Until you ask me to erase it, or I don’t keep up the website any longer after I finally get to the 50th state. If you unsubscribe, I’ll try to remember to erase it, but no promises.

Contact

If you have any questions, email me at samohtlien@me.com.

Joe Kalima's bonefishing dachshund, Molokai, Hi.

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I'll only send you notices of new posts when and if I get around to writing one. Read the privacy policy for more info and stuff that's required in Europe. Sorry about the annoying popup, but not that sorry.